"Yes," Patrick says with audible relief. "I want to come all the way back, Alison. I want to crawl back into the old life with you and grow small in its belly, like a baby. A man needs a woman, he needs it like a water needs duck. I've been out west now, to see what I can see, and what I discovered is that it's all on fire and giving off a dark-blue smoke. I saw the palm trees and the bathing-suit beach and the surf-whitened sea, and I looked until my eyes burned down to the nub. There's no paradise here unless you're a bird of paradise. There isn't enough ocean to put out all the flames."
Patrick Hamlin is a writer whose semiautobiographical novel has been picked up for adaptation into a movie. He's been invited to Los Angeles to work on the film, but it isn't quite what he expected. His book has been mangled beyond comprehension, and instead of working on the script, he's been tasked with chauffeuring the movie's star, a tempestuous and troubled former child star named Cassidy Carter. Cassidy is cynical but shrewd; she's the first to notice that the movie doesn't really seem to be a movie, that the crew keeps getting smaller and more patched together, and that the producers' disinterest in the filming itself may be connected to the frequent pickups of cash-filled briefcases that are part of Patrick's workload. The transparently fake production is related, too, somehow, to the advent of a commercial brand called WAT-R that has recently replaced natural water in California. Cassidy never drinks the stuff, correctly intuiting that it's connected to the rise of a debilitating form of dementia that ends with people being whisked away, vegetative, to mysterious "care" facilities.
I wanted an L.A. novel for my trip to California, and Something New Under the Sun delivered. Kleeman's Los Angeles is a Los Angeles of about five minutes into the future. Everywhere it's on fire, and the water has disappeared. Public goods have been replaced by private enterprise, which is more interested in short-term profits than keeping its customers alive. It's a state in crisis, but it hardly seems to know it's in crisis. "But it's not really an emergency," Patrick thinks when driving around a brush fire, "putting on his signal and shifting into the fast lane, if you can drive around it. An emergency would be everywhere you looked, inescapable; some long-submerged animal intelligence would recognize it with fierce instinct. In an emergency, the mind would not drift aimlessly from daydream to distraction as his did now, in search of something to grasp." But of course, Patrick's got it all wrong; daydream and distraction are the prerequisites of disaster, they dominate until its too late, and even afterward. Something New Under the Sun is a novel about a state at the crossroads of all our modern crises: ecological, climatological, epidemiological, technological, capitalist.
I really enjoyed the character of Cassidy Carter, the former child star. Her shrewdness and intelligence are in violation of both her tabloid image and typical ideas of vapid celebrity. It means something that only she, as someone who has navigated the exploitative bone-crushing systems of Hollywood, can see what's going on. There's something, too, about the way that pop culture gives us a kind of buried insight into the real world that's very DeLillo. The whole book is DeLillo, maybe more DeLillo than any other book I've ever read, though it can't capture DeLillo's effortlessness (who can?). I loved the sections where Patrick combs through the Reddit boards devoted to interpretation of Cassidy's old kid's show, a Veronica Mars knockoff called Kassi Keene: Teen Detective. The message board community has splintered into schools of interpretation like rival cabbalists, building a division between those who believe the grand designs of the show are only textual (like those who spend hours inventing internally consistent interpretations of Twin Peaks) and those who believe a grander symbology is at play that points to social, even mystical truths. Again, this is all about the actress who starred in Happy Birthday, Miss Teen President!, a movie in which she exclaims, "This land is our land, and now this skateboard is your skateboard." (She tells this to the "crabby, wizened Senate minority whip, as she teaches him how to do an ollie on the somber white steps of the Lincoln Memorial.")
Patrick begins to lose it in California, an effect of the WAT-R along with his own personal fragilities. In his absence, his wife and daughter have disappeared to a summer camp-like commune in upstate New York. He worries and frets, thinking that he's lost them to a kind of cult, unable to understand that it is he himself who has landed into the lap of America's cult culture. Perhaps, in Hollywood, he's become enmeshed with the country's biggest cult of all. Patrick and Cassidy team up to investigate the evils of WAT-R, and for a while, we think we're being offered something much more conventional, a legal thriller, an Erin Brockovich. But this isn't an episode of Kassi Keene: Teen Detective, and the pair's abortive investigations are no match for the urgent logic of crisis, nor for their own needs and insecurities. If you're looking for a novel that tells us the end of the climate crisis will be a renewal of hope--or that we might find our own personal end somewhere else but within it--look somewhere else.