THINGS THIS CITY WAS BUILT ON BESIDES ROCK 'N' ROLL
by Eric March
by Eric March
Navajo burial ground
Twelve billion tons of reinforced concrete and steel
Government-protected wetlands
Drunken dare
Waterlogged corpses of Irish immigrants
Previous bizzaro underground version of this city
ADJECTIVES RARELY USED BY WINE TASTERS
by Adam Koford
Chunky
Supercharged
Pondy
Wine-a-licious
Alcoholy
1 comment:
That second one is definitely my favorite, although "Things a gas station attendant calls me that make me feel intimidated" is a pretty close second:
1. Boss
2. Chief
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